Fucked Around and Found Out New Baby Card

Welcome to parenthood, the ultimate “fucked around and found out” moment.
This hilarious and cheeky new baby card features original artwork by Sammy Gorin and delivers the perfect dose of humor to celebrate life’s wildest surprise: having a baby.

Printed on high-quality, matte heavy cardstock, this A2 folded card is blank inside so you can write your own funny, heartfelt, or brutally honest message. It’s a standout gift for baby showers, new parent gifts, or anyone who deserves a laugh in the diaper aisle.

Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve with a matching envelope, this card is ready to be stocked in any gift shop or stationery section. It’s ideal for people looking for funny baby cards, edgy new parent greetings, or just a refreshingly real way to say congratulations.

Details:

• A2 folded card (5.5" x 4.25")

• Matte, heavyweight cardstock

• Blank interior

• Includes matching envelope

• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve

• Ideal for new baby gifts, baby showers, first-time parents, and edgy greeting card collections

Bold, funny, and relatable... this card turns a new baby announcement into a moment of pure comedic gold.